Swing around a fire pit
it’s paradise guys look i found it
you are the future.
I want to build this but I dont have a back yard
yeah but like what if you swinged far too strong and you suddenly let go and then youre burning there in the middle holy shit it will look like youre going down to hell
#illuminati shit #conspiracy #government #withthatsaid
When she undresses
in front of you, assure her
that you love every piece
of her more every day;
remind her that ‘every
piece’ includes even the
parts of her that she cannot
seem to swallow.
i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”
GUYS I’M SO SORRY I NEVER REBLOG PORN but holy motherfucker I am laughing SO HARD I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW SHE’S SO DISAPPOINTED
oh GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I WANTED
Her face doesn’t just fall, she recoils. “This is not the big sausage pizza I thought I was getting.”
He tainted the pizza. fucking douche.
Sorry I had to reblog this.
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away